Tight Pants Body Rolls
Leslie Hall
Songs in the Key of Gold
443,089 plays

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

thenimbus:

presidentobarna:

crazyress:

snortrax:

mamashortstack:

hoW DID I EVEN MISS THIS REMIX

OH M Y GOD

THIS IS MY SONG

SOMEONE MADE IT SOUND GOOD

THEY CLEANED UP THE VOCALS AND ADDED A DESCANT TO THE CHORUS ARE YOU SHITTING ME

THIS IS REALLY GOOD

watch out for my body rolls watch out for my body rolls
fuck it’s way catchier than i want it to be

Goddammit

Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
Melanie Martinez

2,024,457 plays

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

turian-chocolate:

Hannibal Lecter + hair porn (stills edition)




125,912 plays

msteven:

It’s summer time, and you know what that means!

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cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.
#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

cheerfulmetaphysics:

sourcedumal:

starslicer:

tsamthepoet:

I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.

It’s iron fist yall

Good fucking job dude.

#beattheshitouttarapists2k14

I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick

letmeshinebright:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

that made me feel so much better holy hell

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

Whats your spider joke??? I love jokes!!!

the-mighty-glowcloud:

Oh god
Okay get ready

So there’s this spider right? And he’s super smart like way smarter than all the other spiders, so of course he goes through spider school passing high school valedictorian and college and getting multiple degrees and all that. But he’s smarter than that so he moves on up and goes to human school and goes through their school system again passing valedictorian and getting lots of degrees and whatnot. So he figures, “well smart people go into politics right?” (That’s not the joke though it’s till p funny in my opinion) so he decided to run for mayor of the human town. Well the election comes around and this spider is elected as mayor. He spend a couple terms over the town and feels like he could still go bigger. So he runs for president. And wins. So eventually after spending some time as president he decides its due time for him to head home and visit his family. So he returns home to visit his parents and brothers and sisters when he suddenly is really thirsty like he is really really thirsty. So he heads out to the line for water and its way long so he goes over to the juice line and its way long. He thinks for a while and remembers that there was one more line.

He heads over to the punch bowl and there’s no punchline

ccushty:

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people
Closer
The Tiny

99,667 plays

reterence:

Good music for night time or rainy days…

xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”

xdaringdamselx:

terezi-pie-rope:

[homestucks nodding as they reblog]

I swear I’ve never seen a fandom as chill about hate as Homestuck. Someone goes “HOMESTUCK SUCKS BLUH BLUH” and the Homestuck it’s directed at will just high-five them and go “DAMN STRAIGHT LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT”

supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

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taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL